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Thursday, September 19, 2013
What Starts with F and ends with K
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks,
was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry,
what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
The freedom collection
A magical collection of incredible video of people experiencing the ultimate rush.
Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein
- "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more
complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of
courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
- "Imagination is more important than
knowledge."
- "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling
in love."
- "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are
details."
- "The hardest thing in the world to understand is
the income tax."
- "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very
persistent one."
- "The only real valuable thing is intuition."
- "A person starts to live when he can live outside
himself."
- "I am convinced that He (God) does not play
dice."
- "God is subtle but he is not malicious."
- "Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of
character."
- "I never think of the future. It comes soon
enough."
- "The eternal mystery of the world is its
comprehensibility."
- "Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
- "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
Through the eyes of a child. Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
I
found this story online and in all honesty, I don’t know if it’s true or if it
as prank done by some inventive parents to a teacher but the material is hilarious.
This
should always be the approach when a teacher asks a child to write a report on the entire Bible. These, not so
enlightened, educators should probably rethink their approach. There a couple
of similar materials online and one thing is starting to be clear: the teacher is
always left with its mouth opened. Enjoy:
"A child was told to write a book report on the entire Bible. This
is amazing. I wonder how often we take it for granted that children
understand what we are teaching???
Through the eyes of a child. Children’s Bible in a Nutshell
In the beginning, which occurred
near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible
says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that.
Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did. Then God made the world.
Labels:
Bible,
education,
Funny,
kids,
parents,
School report,
Story,
understanding
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